A Return to Awesomeness
Posted by Handsome Billy on May 18, 2010
Monday. The rain outside my window keeps the air so damp that my suit still hasn’t dried since I threw it across the bed hours ago. I’m in my undershirt and an old pair of shorts feasting on some delicious tortellini from Buitoni (we’re going for endorsements here, you know, so I don’t have to depend on my unpaid day job) when I flipped to the [REDACTED] and heard what I’m about to share with you.
Now, before you go any further, I need you to experience this the right way. I need you to hear the music and ignore everything else, because the background music here is the best part of what I’m about to share. So close your eyes and do what you can to ignore the dialogue and just focus on the music.
The Handler and I have discussed putting energy and insanity back into this here bloggy blog we blog to blog ablog. (See! That there is a big check in the “Insanity” column!) And that there background music is the official background music of this effort until either I or The Handler get distracted by another.
Good. Now you probably owe it to yourself to watch that clip again with your eyes open and listening to the dialogue. It’s pretty ridiculous.
“Good brakes?” Good writing! You won’t be “gone” till this movie reaches it’s climatic end! Zing!
[I was going to insert a picture of Nic Cage here, but I couldn't pick just one. Instead, just go here and nominate your favorites. It's web 2.0, people.]
